I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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