beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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