Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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