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  I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.

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  (573): I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING. http://tfl.nu/4gcc
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  Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Jul 26, 12 at 1:59pm

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  I have an eight year old niece that wouldn't puke after one shot of jäger. I wouldn't let her drive though.

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  Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 26, 12 at 5:09pm

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  An entire shot???

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  Submitted by 909Berdoo on Jul 26, 12 at 9:37pm

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  Setting the bar high with a 70 proof shot there, champ.

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  Submitted by DrunkGunRunner on Jul 27, 12 at 1:12am

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  seriously, one shot??? puking??? lightweights!

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  Submitted by DOGFARTS on Jul 26, 12 at 9:51pm

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  Yee haww

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  Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 26, 12 at 11:11pm

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  stay classy!

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