Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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