I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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