i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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