Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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