Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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