Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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