Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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