i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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