we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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