my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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