And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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