I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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