thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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