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  • 48 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:22pm

    some girls like androgynous guys, some don't. finish panicking over your collective masculinity and get over it.

  • 50 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:47pm

    I think people who define the amount of manliness by whether or not they have some colour on their face have a bigger problem with it than guys who wear guyliner.

  • 41 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:32am

    dont fucking hate on afi

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:23pm

    2:58... regardless of if he's a fictional character, it was still a live action movie, i.e. we're still seeing Johnny Depp in guyliner and it works.

  • 42 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:04am

    I'm just hoping the texter doesn't still live in the 906... because NO guy I've ever seen wearing eyeliner up here is hook up worthy...

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:48pm

    Guyliner makes even really unattractive guys kind of doable. So, I mean, if the choice is between guyliner and getting laid.....

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:15pm

    by people you hook up with you mean guys obviously.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:58pm

    switch to a better eyeliner than wet n wild. there are alot that wont smear or makeup remover beforhand.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:36pm

    3:03 and 3:05 said it best. guys who where guyliner - you fail, at life...seriously! girls who encourage - you enable failure...go play in traffic; fast traffic - Indy 500 fast! Please?

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:20pm

    this "guy" is an embarrassment to real men everywhere

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:19pm

    I'm with 3:15 - I'm thinking that if you just finished plowing/getting plowed by some dude, he's not going to care about eyeliner on his pillow - prob more worried about the feces on his sheets/dick.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    Johnny Depp is an actor. He wears eyeliner in CERTAIN movies. Not in every day scenarios. This guy is a he-bitch. Grow a pair.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:52pm

    manly Adjective [-lier, -liest] 1. possessing qualities, such as vigour or courage, traditionally regarded as appropriate to a man; masculine 2. characteristic of a man

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:53pm

    or C. realize you're a guy and quit wearing make-up

  • 35 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:46pm

    im a girl and i wear eyeliner and it never smears onto the pillow case. maybe you wear too much?

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:42am

    guyliner wearing men should be publicly castrated

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:35pm

    homophobia = insecurity about your own masculinity the more anger you feel about it, the more insecure you are get a therapist, seriously, guys. Your homophobia is so unattractive.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:11pm

    I wonder how many of you guys ragging on the effeminate dude, also wear earrings? Another thing a man should not be wearing.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:45pm

    .. why would you even wear guyliner.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:32pm

    Props for wearing guyliner! At least you're sexy.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:44pm

    hahaa 2:41 that was cheesy.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:58pm

    ok i think who you are talking about it jack sparrow who is a FICTIONAL character. guys in eyeliner...NOT hot

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:56pm

    Guyliner is sexy, fuck everyone who doesn't think so. Anyways... get waterproof and buy some quality stuff, I really like the stuff from MAC... won't smear, you'll wake up still lookin hot and feelin like hell!

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:16pm

    Fuck. 4:22 ftw. Not 2:14. There is none by that time.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:31pm

    ditch the pillow in the morning (leave it on a floor or couch or or the other side of the bed or something...). if you're hookin up w a girl, she'll think it was hers, and other guys might not realise its eyeliner unless they also use it [=

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:49pm

    I am a chick who finds guyliner VERY attractive. At least half of the girls at my high school would say the same, if the guy knew how to put it on. David Bowie was a sex god, and has anyone heard of Peter Gabriel? It makes me wet just thinking about hot guys in eyeliner.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:03am

    how about when you're wiping the cum off your face you use a little soap and water i thought gheys were supposed to be neat.

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:58am

    You do know there is long wearing/h20 proof liner out there...?

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:35pm

    have you tried being a MAN???

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:50pm

    who wrote this text? ....Chet from the Real World Brooklyn?

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:23pm

    god this is gross, what straight male wears eyeliner? yuckk

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:21pm

    5:14...youre a fucking retard

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:56pm

    umm men+ make up of any sort =penis in bum. The end.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:26pm

    yeah this was true.......in 1984!!!!! Mickey G was the hottest chick ever!!!!

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:09pm

    Guyliner is hot. And why does he have to be having sex to get the eyeliner on the pillow? Maybe it happens while he is *gasp* sleeping! If you don't like it, then good for you. Try sleeping with your head resting on your arm. Eyeliner on your arm is much easier to clean than eyeliner on a pillow!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:43pm

    bring ur own pillow case u whore.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:29pm

    Guyliner ftw. Stop hating just because you're not brave enough for it.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:36am

    This sounds like it should go on PostSecret :) And <3 to guyliner. My guilty pleasure is Billie Joe <3

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:43am

    pete wentz! hello? GUYLINER IS HOTTT .....on sum guys.........

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:03pm

    holy shit.. women that encourage this kind of toolish behavior (GUYliner .. WTF??!?!?) need to play out in traffic and as for you wearing the guyliner .. you may need to seek therapy.. seems as if you have a serious case of gender confusion

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:10am

    10:06..stop. Think. These are text messages that are sent by one person and posted by another. The original sender of the text more than likely isn't the one who put this on here.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:46pm

    sorry most guys arent fictional pirates

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:14pm

    i don't see what's wrong with guys wearing make-up, it's their personal expression. girls wear guy hoodies and our boyfriend's clothes all the time so what's wrong with guys wearing eyeliner? it's a free country. sheesh.

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:57pm

    1. no guyliner 2. at least wear one that doesn't smudge 3. jack sparrow is hot 4. no white belts and afi 5. ahahahahahahaha cut my grass? lmfao!!!!

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:06pm

    Has anyone pointed out that Motley Crue wore eye liner, blush, cover -up, etc and they got TONS of pussy!! Poison actually did an album cover were they looked like girls from Cosmo... Emo girls like dudes with eye liner...some (such as the men in the bands above) would say that wearing make-up can actually solidify your masculinity... Psychologists suggest that men who are "homo phobic" are often insecure about their own sexuality.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:01pm

    Lmao guyliner. You don't get laid, silly. You just cry and use the tears as lube.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:28pm

    it can be hot, as long as you're not brett michaels..

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:48am

    Then don't wear guyliner. please.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:21pm

    Oh, you are free to look like a circus clown. It's probably just not a good idea unless you work as a circus clown.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:39pm

    Simple solution. DON'T WEAR EYELINER IF YOU ARE A GUY! Seriously? Do you look at yourself and think, "Yeah, that's a good look." You need to stop listening to Good Charlette and/or kill yourself.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:15pm

    hahahah he said hooking up with "people" LMAO honestly I think the smudges on the pillow are a secondary probelm as to why they are having sex with a man who wears make up.........even gays pick on drag queens

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:14pm

    an easier solution would be to pretend you're a man and ditch the eyeliner, throw away all your white belts and afi records (well delete them off your ipod) and stop being a pillowbiter.

    • 19 36
      Submitted by kittyb92 on Jun 11, 11 at 3:30pm

      I really happen to like afi. they aren't an emo band per se and all the band members are very talented. Please don't use your personal opinion of a good band to insult others.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:05am

    I agree with anonymous...if Adam Lambert could be straight...yummy!!!

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:07pm

    Who gives a shit. He presents a problem that relates to HIS life. Either give him advice or shut up. Doesnt matter who he is having sex with or that he wears makeup. Just grow up. -Waterproof eyeliner, stays on like a charm

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:15pm

    how does that work? the only scenerio i can imagine is if your face is in the pillow, meaning you're probably taking something up the ass. yeah, seems about right.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:21am

    Hahaha i like a guy in eyeliner. And quite frankly, if she likes you enough to let you in her bed, eyeliner on the pillow is no big deal. xD

    • 19 31
      Submitted by day_night911 on Apr 10, 11 at 1:36pm

      ya!...we know this because if a guys wearing liner we prob know befor they hit the pillow anyway lmao

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:16pm

    As if you need another reason to not wear eyeliner, men.

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    6:09 - Agreed. Guys in eyeliner is hot. And to solve your problem, dont sleep with your face smushed against the pillow. XD

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:17pm

    ...I start to get some apprecition for human nature, behavior...then I read responces like this. Why the hell can't you all just treat everyone like they're people? None of you are any better than the other. Can't everyone just get that through their fucking heads? Stop to think about the pain you could cause to someone who's insecure anyhow. It's hard to be who you truly are sometimes WITHOUT ridicule from a bunch of people who are being ass holes.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:28pm

    4:22 said it best... why do you all assume this is a straight man who is not ambiguous about his gender? that being said, if you are ashamed of wearing eyeliner, don't wear it.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:57pm

    Agreed. If your guyliner is hot, I don't care if it smudges on my pillow

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:08pm

    you could always flip the pillow over in the morning.....much like your "hook-ups" will do to you

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:54pm

    I love guys with eyeliner - Johny Depp! Hello?

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:44am

    my suggestion: don't wear eyeliner if your planning to bed somebody at their place, or go back to your place, or if niether of these work stop being cheap and by yourself shit that doesn't smear

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:41pm

    wow, guyliner? I wish my grass was as emo as you so it would cut itself

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:09pm

    I regard those guyliner-smeared pillowcases as trophies of a sort. I like 'em.

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:23pm

    rawr. eyeliner on guys is fantastic.

  • 22 36
    Submitted by day_night911 on Apr 10, 11 at 1:34pm

    really? guyliner?....maybe you should be the one washing up in the bathroom before ya get it on.....i new guys started wearing liner!...im not that crazy

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:24am

    Guyliner is HOT!!!! Who cares if it rubs off on the pillowcase?

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:30pm

    Emo turd-burglar...kill yerself

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:41 that was fucking hilarous.

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:36am

    Who am I to judge who wears what? All I know is that guys or girls, Stila leyeliner pots stay on FOREVER. You have to actively wipe your eye with a makeup wipe in order to get if off. Plus you get an amazing line. =0D

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 6:50am

    Guyliner = HAWT <3 (: All I want to is to find is a straight guy who can wear eyeliner like Adam Lambert

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:05am

    Guyliner? Kill yourself. :)

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:07am

    He wants to be Adam Lambert.

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:06pm

    people who are insecure wouldn't open themselves up for ridicule like this....... and i have no phobia against gays........but two penises in the same room with no vagina is just not a happy place.

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:42pm

    pete wentz is a good example. okay, true, he's not my fave. and i think the jury is still out on his sexual preference, but who the fuck really cares. i think this guy rocks. sounds to me like a little bit of ziggy stardust, and that's fine in my book!

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:33pm

    maybe you should not wear the eyeliner?

  • 20 41
    Submitted by JV33 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:13am

    I like the term guyliner. So much in fact that I might just put some on in order to have an excuse to say guyliner! Lol!

  • 22 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:09am

    AWWW... even Adam Lambert posts on TFLN!!!

  • 18 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:35am

    well 1206 nothing in psychology is actually proven is barely a fucking science its for dildos no real purpose in life other than trying to tell people about there problems....i'm not homophobic as in i don't fear gays but i most definatly have a problem with them. seriously though you named a bunch of 80's metal bands....you do know its 09 right?