i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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