she kept yelling 'call me bella'
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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