Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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