I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Randomize