David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sorry about my life...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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