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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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