so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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