Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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