I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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