y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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