I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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