If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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