Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize