Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
NoShamevember. You game?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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