sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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