he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
wow bdsm is so cute
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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