STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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