And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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