i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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