I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize