is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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