everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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