I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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