With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dicks are not precious.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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