yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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