Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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