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  • 92 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:21pm

    No, its 40 year old Virgin, and it definitely says Tylenol PM not Ambien.

  • 86 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:47pm

    Haha. Hey I know let's argue over a text message. SWEET!

  • 88 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:08pm

    *£¥£ R0((* get over it, tpms r the shiii

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:52pm

    It's not true anyway. Whoever wrote that joke obviously is lacking in the tolerance and masrtubatory prowess department! :D

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:07pm

    role models and 40yr old virgin were produced by the same team soooo it is understandable that there'd be the same quotes

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:12pm

    no its not impossible its quite easy actually

  • 68 61
    Submitted by sheldoncjacksom on Oct 27, 10 at 11:55am

    This text is so ignorant. That's incredibly easy to do. Tylenol pm is weak anyway. Maybe 3 ambien, but if it's only tylenol, you're a pussy.

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:57pm

    I've done it. not as challenging as you might think

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:50am

    finally, somebody who actually knows what they are talking about, it was Excedrin PM

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:35pm

    All of these sites are fake now. Does anyone really expect it to be real? You're all asshats.

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:45pm

    why the shit do you care? It's still funny and made me giggle.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:57pm

    its the 40 year old virgin, and its excedrin PM, not tylenol PM

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:35pm

    11:16 hahahahahaha, high quality site? lulz to you all.

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:14pm

    Your mom finds you in the morning with your hand firmly placed upon your rod.

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:01pm

    well yeah its unoriginal but it's also untrue...the real bitch is having the energy to clean up after you wind up falling asleep with a rag full of sticky shame in your hand

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:25am

    At least either way you win!

  • 77 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:01pm

    It's also on Role Models, as Ambien.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:12pm

    why do you guys keep approving movie quotes?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:53pm

    Oh hell I take 4 tylenol PMs for a migraine and stay up doing what i need to do... Now taking them before going to sleep and ill be up all night

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:07pm

    From 40 year old virgin

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:55pm

    yeah, this one was stolen from a movie, and also from my (419) submission. asshat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:16am

    i want you to die for not caring...this is plagiarism and its not acceptable, especially on a high quality site like this. stop stealing from movies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:01pm

    well screw all of you i tried it and it is impossible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:51pm

    I quote movies in my texts all the time get over it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:50pm

    I believe the movie talks about taking 3 Ambien. VERY different from Tylenol pm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:54am

    I want all of you to die, for caring so much and bitching about a stupid text.... and by the way whoever keeps saying asshat.... is-an-asshat

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:11pm

    this site is so fake