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  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:50am
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    finally, somebody who actually knows what they are talking about, it was Excedrin PM

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:08pm
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    *£¥£ R0((* get over it, tpms r the shiii

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:07pm
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    role models and 40yr old virgin were produced by the same team soooo it is understandable that there'd be the same quotes

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:57pm
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    I've done it. not as challenging as you might think

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:21pm
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    No, its 40 year old Virgin, and it definitely says Tylenol PM not Ambien.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by sheldoncjacksom on Oct 27, 10 at 11:55am
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    This text is so ignorant. That's incredibly easy to do. Tylenol pm is weak anyway. Maybe 3 ambien, but if it's only tylenol, you're a pussy.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:47pm
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    Haha. Hey I know let's argue over a text message. SWEET!

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:52pm
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    It's not true anyway. Whoever wrote that joke obviously is lacking in the tolerance and masrtubatory prowess department! :D

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:12pm
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    no its not impossible its quite easy actually

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:12pm
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    why do you guys keep approving movie quotes?!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:01pm
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    It's also on Role Models, as Ambien.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:45pm
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    why the shit do you care? It's still funny and made me giggle.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:55pm
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    yeah, this one was stolen from a movie, and also from my (419) submission. asshat.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:54am
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    I want all of you to die, for caring so much and bitching about a stupid text.... and by the way whoever keeps saying asshat.... is-an-asshat

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:35pm
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    All of these sites are fake now. Does anyone really expect it to be real? You're all asshats.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:25am
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    At least either way you win!

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:50pm
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    I believe the movie talks about taking 3 Ambien. VERY different from Tylenol pm.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:53pm
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    Oh hell I take 4 tylenol PMs for a migraine and stay up doing what i need to do... Now taking them before going to sleep and ill be up all night

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:01pm
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    well yeah its unoriginal but it's also untrue...the real bitch is having the energy to clean up after you wind up falling asleep with a rag full of sticky shame in your hand

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:07pm
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    From 40 year old virgin

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:57pm
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    its the 40 year old virgin, and its excedrin PM, not tylenol PM

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:01pm
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    well screw all of you i tried it and it is impossible!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:35pm
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    11:16 hahahahahaha, high quality site? lulz to you all.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:51pm
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    I quote movies in my texts all the time get over it

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:14pm
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    Your mom finds you in the morning with your hand firmly placed upon your rod.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:11pm
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    this site is so fake

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:16am
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    i want you to die for not caring...this is plagiarism and its not acceptable, especially on a high quality site like this. stop stealing from movies