I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize