We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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