32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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