I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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