So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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