Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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