it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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