Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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