do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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They have beer where we have blood.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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